IwanttodieIwanttodieIwanttodie. My stupid headache hasn't stopped for two days. I've only heard of high blood pressure causing headaches, but mine is traditionally more on the low side and it drops even more during the summer! Or maybe it's the caffeine? Agh! I've had two coffees and half a litre of cola today and I'm still so sleepy! But when I do go to bed I can't go to sleep until one am! Why, God?! Why must you torture me so?!

I need to stop buying books. This is the last one for the month, I swears. I shouldn't be allowed in a book store anymore. Whenever I go in I end up buying something. This time it's about French cuisine. But it's written by an Englishman. It's bound to be hilarious, right? ...right?

It's soo hot lately. It's not fair. Either there's enough rain to flood the whole country or it's hot enough to cook lunch on the pavement. So what to do in order to escape the heat? Hide in the mall and watch the latest idiocity to have come out on the big screen. This week I've already watched Volaverunt (there's a  Spanish movie week at the Euro-Bulgarian cultural centre) and today I went and saw Bruno. It had its funny moments, but really, dangling your penis in front of the camera? The part about Bradolf Pittler was good though XD

got tagged by kokoro_chi 

1. Write down every letter of your name.
2. Then type a song that pops up in your mind in each letter of your name as the first letter.
3. Count the letters of your name, and tag people you know in that number.

Magalenha - Sergio Mendes
Asu ga kuru kara - DBSK
Rag doll - Aerosmith
The Future - Epik High
Are you a good girl  - DBSK

I tag letitbegin  megera23  wakiwaki  juliana_soler  and xumiie . Feel free not to do it.

The vanity fair called prom is over, I've uploaded the photos, I've slept enough, I've gotten rid of the relatives and I'm getting into routine again.
It was actually really fun. I expected to have a boring time at Hilton but it was very nice indeed. We barely sat down to eat or drink, we were at the dance floor almost all the time! And even though no song was repeated somehow for me the song of our prom will be I Was Made For Loving You by Kiss. I don't think I'll soon forget jumping around on the chorus with pretty much the entire class screaming our lungs out (but still not hearing each other). Toteva told me something about being really touched by.... something I wrote. I couldn't hear what exactly. Hopefully the project. Stoyanov shaking his belly with us was also a highlight :D All in all, a very fun evening. Ate a little salmon and pork fillet but after that I went dancing and didn't feel like eating for the rest of the evening. A shame, because the food seemed wonderful. And even though everyone complained about how little alcohol we were promised none of the hard drinks were touched. Everyone drank wine. I was the only person to pour some vodka and I diluted it with coke. 1:4 no less...

Mark Jacobs' Daisy is 150 lv. I don't know what those people are getting stoned with but it must be reaaaaally good.

"Духът на нашето време, за радост или съжаление, се нарича "маршрутно такси". Ние пътуваме, но по маршрут, не бива да се отклоняваме, понякога можем да слизаме, но не и да поскаме нещо повечко от това, че просто се движим." ~ свободен цитат по театрален афиш в метрото.

~*~*~*~

"The spirit of our time, fortunately or not, is called 'a route taxi*'. We are traveling, but we're moving on a designated road, we cannot divert from it, sometimes we may get off, but  we may never ask for anything more than simply moving along." ~ loose quote from a theatrical poster in the subway.

* a route taxi is a type of public transport. These are small vans similar to shuttle buses that travel a designated route and stop for anyone who waves their arm. They're notorious for the mad drivers and their ability to somehow accelerate from 20 to 100 km in THE EFFIN CITY, sometimes in the wrong lane.

See, I'm Orthodox Christian, and as such, I'm celebrating Easter today. If you've watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding, it's pretty much like that, except the eggs aren't only red. We were going to color eggs together with kokoro_chi  on Saturday and on Friday night I was laying in my bed, thinking about DBSK couples and wondering who tops who. Because, for instance, I don't think Jae tops in Jaemin and what about 2U? I don't see either Yoochun or Yunho as bottoms! So it came to me in a revelation from heaven - I had to conduct a scientific experiment involving coloring and decorating ghei eggs and smashing them into each other to discover who tops! And so I called Ani, told her all about it and her reaction was ".....................I know I should probably comment, but........." Anyway, I convinced her how wonderful my idea is and today after we ate a sufficient amount of lamb and played Bleach for a few hours (I'm being Bleachified.... help...), we started with the experiment. ( pics and results under cut )

I was given Changminnie-kins (when I suffer other people must suffer too~ even my favorite idols) by xumiie 

1. Do you like this person?
ofc I do. He be the one who with some help from his bandmates dragged me into kpop.

2. What do you call this person?
Min, Changmin, the hung one, Max, bebe [the baby], the evil mastermind, future overlord....

3. Which color do you associate with this person?
Purple. Cuz he ttly purplez like that, ya'll.

4. Looking at his/her character, what blood type do you think he/she have?
B or AB.

5. What do you want to tell this person?
your puppy is the cutest thing on this side of earth. when you conquer earth, can i be on your personnel? XD

6. What do you want to do with this person: hug, kiss or shake hands?
i like hugging people. hug it is.

If anyone wants to do it, comment and you will be given a character.

Today PE was lots of fun. ^^ We had many free hours so we played 6 games instead of the usual 2 and it was great. My team Won them all XD We did really well, I wasn't half as bad, and after our second game the teacher joined in too, because the other team was rather weak. Sandra joined on our team even though she was overly protective of her nose, but hey, it's only been two weeks after the operation, so I don't blame her. Fun fun fun.
After that I went to the Korean studies' library because suddenly our teacher wants the projects for next week. Guess what-I haven't even started yet XD But Ani said she'll help me so I guess it's all good. It can't be all that hard. I can do it! I WILL do it! Ha! Take that, date-changing Toteva!
It's Orthodox Easter next week, we get Easter vacation! Yay! I'll make a sprakly ghei Jaejoong egg ^^ Ani has glitter and I have stars. Together they should be enough. Muahahaha. Haha, ha. Ha.

Oh yeah, math was funny today XD Stoyanov made some good remarks, although nothing can beat  "The act of de-leafing the cabbage is equal to the act of diferentiation" and "Use the force. Of substitution!" Those are pure gold. But  "You're inserting yourself into a heavy paradox" and "UNSS's problems are for invalids" come pretty close.

Title: Entropy or The False Sense of Happiness
Pairing: JaeChunMin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Entropy: the inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society.
 

 

( shall we observe? )

After the National Radio it was time for the National Television XD Again, me and Mimi, again, because of Japan. This time we arranged an ikebana, I mean we pretended to arrange an ikebana. We've never learned how to. Krisi explained to us what to do before the shooting started.
Man, the make-up artist put an industrial amount of mascara on my eyelashes. It's crazy! I look like one of those old blinking dolls...

From Xiaxue's blog:

I saw the exact same dress on Pirotska for 100 levs. I hope she payed less, because if she didn't, it was a total rip-off.

I'm hooked on Stand up!. Not fair. I didn't even remember what it sounded like until last night.

I watched Twilight with my friends this Friday and... Well, me and Sandra figured out why are they hiding. Edward looked like he was covered in Swarovski crystals when he sat under the sun. And then it hit me. If vampires came out in the sun, stylists would hunt them down and make dresses out of them! Poor vampires...
On a side note, Jasper looked... autistic. Alice is cute.
Notice how all the blond chicks in this book/movie are evil. Notice how all the brunette chicks are good. Notice how Stephanie Meyer is a brunette.
I read a little of the book this week. I wish I could change a bit the fanfics I wrote when I was 14 and make a fortune out of them. Cause that's what it felt like I was reading. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Just very boring.

I went to a party in that-place-just-outside-of-Sofia code named S.G. The people who live there say it's in Sofia - LIES! If it were up to me that place would be in another country! And it certainly looks like it could be. Trash everywhere, chalga blasting out of every bar, drunk students everywhere.... X_X Brrr~! I don't know how anyone could live there! I wouldn't do it even if I were paid to! Man, Lyulin was like a resort compared to it. I swear, when I went there after the party I felt safe for the first time in... I don't know, five hours? In Lyulin! Ah, the stars were so beautiful, the air crisp, the field empty of people. No drunkards, no screams, no chalga... perfect.

I started watching Bleach. It's not bad. Probably will continue watching.

The Oshareism I'd downloaded wasn't full, but I did catch a part of Jaejoong's frantic attempts to explain why girls shouldn't wear miniskirts while on a bike XD "Because, because you know... the skirt... will go up and... yooou can seeeee... you can seeeeeeeee..."
XD~~~~~

I signed up for the exams in TU. I'm scared. T^T

Edit: That thing on Jaejoong's mouth in the picture from Oshareism is just a hair band. Why did no one notice the pretty mirror he has?
And my new bag looks like Yunho's.
And Yoochun has so many cute things the MC asks him if he's "that way" - gay XD He's "borrowed" Changmin's phone. What for...?
Damn it, i wanted to see Changmin's bag! They say it's the biggest, I wanted to know what is he carrying around.

OK, so for a few days now I've been watching Xiaxue's Guide To Life and it's quite funny, I rather like her :) I also read her blog and today, as I was chewing on some kimchi udon and chatting with Ani about Mnet's top something Flower Boys I realized something - our convos are funny. Idiotic. Just a little evil. Exactly what the public would enjoy XD If we started posting them we'd be famous broggers XD I told Ani:

[21:07:47] anu: i no good at brogin
[21:08:00] bel: you good at chatting, no?
[21:08:02] anu: i good at eatin
[21:08:03] bel: we chat
[21:08:07] bel: we post
[21:08:15] bel: we can post recipes
[21:08:50] anu: i eats them
[21:08:55] bel: ok ok
[21:08:57] bel: i cook
[21:09:01] bel: we take picture
[21:09:03] bel: post it
[21:09:04] bel: u eat
[21:09:06] anu: fuck i got chocolate all over me and i can't write

later on a friend's status:

[21:10:24] anu: Idiots Are Fun, No Wonder Every Village Wants One
[21:10:33] anu: why dont we haz village that wants uz?
[21:10:45] bel: we not reach stupid requirement?
[21:10:55] anu: but we fun
[21:11:09] bel: but we not stupid
[21:11:27] anu: aaa no stupid :D

random post somewhere on the internet:
[21:01:57] anu: "I actually been looking for one song for a few years"
[21:02:02] anu: now this is suckage
[21:02:03] anu: .....
[21:02:54] bel: years
[21:03:00] bel: oh my gawd
[21:03:07] bel: EPIC FAIL

Seriously? YEARS?! I understand a month, maybe two or three if it's hard to find, but years?! Come on, if you know what Google is (and I can't believe you can be on the internet without knowing that) you can easily find a place you can download it. If it's been more than 3 months and I haven't found it I'd consider buying it, because if I haven't given up in three months time, the song's obviously worth a dollar or two. YEARS?! You're either too lazy or too cheap.

I went to get my eyes checked today. Of course my pupils had to be enlarged and now, 4 hours later, I still can't see things XD For some reason this is becoming funnier and funnier XD

Oh yeah, my diopter is 0,25. I need to wear glasses when i read, write and on the computer. Which in my case means all day long. Ha. Ha.

Title: The ripped wings of Narcissus

Genre: mild angst, Vacation universe

Pairing: JaeShik

Summary: After seeing Jaejoong in the hospital Changshik slowly becomes obsessed with him to the point of becoming a stalker.

AN: I promised megera23 a JaeShik fanfic so here it is… I have to pay due thanks to JJ Lin’s Sha shou. If it wasn’t for that song I’d have never written this.

 

 

( this is love, this must be love... )

The Survivor PV is out! After the initial flailing of "OMG so hot, hot" and actually seeing the choreography... Fail. As drool-worthy as the guys were, no one can save that dance. I forsee fun times with Anu mocking it.

Notable moments:

0:37 - the chicken dance
0:42 - oh Changmin <3
0:45 - I can just imagine those five gossiping in the lunch break..
0:58 - total lack of synchro
1:10 - Yoochun... wtf is that outfit... it doesn't get better
1:29 - the chin's... no comment
1:38 - jump around!
1:49 - half of a macarena move...
2:02 - for some reason i only watch Jae for this move... gay, baby. VERY gay.
2:07 - Junsu, so deep in though about everyone being a survivor.
2:15 - return of the Pirates of the Caribbean
2:22 - that's it! balance that imaginary bucket on your leg!
2:54 - peace between the alter universes?
3:03 - jump! jump!
3:06 - return of the gay move, but this time i def see everyone... wait, why does Changmin still look hot doing that...? My brain is obviously broken.

Oh well. At least they're indesently gorgeous <3 And, I love that fluffy hair on Jae ^^

... Love, Love, iki nuku Survivor.........

Yesterday I finished all 100 tests for Japan with 100/100 on each. Also yesterday I was tempted to post a "happy birthday" entry (but I didn't because, it's me and I just don't do that, it wouldn't be fair to rl people who I forgot to post about XD).
Today I was in a radio studio for the first time. It was fun. The headmaster took me and Mimi for an interview at the national radio. The occasion was the Japanese-Bulgarian center survived for one whole year XD When we entered I felt as though I was in one of those old movies, everything was so old! Even the phones had a disc instead of a neat square of buttons... Anyway, the questions weren't the old same boring ones - what's your impression of Japan, what's different, bla-bla... They asked mostly about the schools we were at and the way Japanese students behaved, and the school system. They were impressed of the fact students there clean the classrooms themselves XD
Today I wanted to punch a person straight in the face for the first time in my life. And I still want to, sort of.
This week for the first time I realized what lie history is. (Marina, don't ask.) I also realized that if I get to study in Japan, I will be leaving so many precious people behind...

I need to write the fic for Yuliana. Started it today, was not satisfied. A week and a half to my birthday. I don't want to spend it at math boot camp~ T^T

My sister still hasn't answered me if she'll get me DBSK's album. I'm guessing she won't...? 50$ is too much after all.

happybirthdaychangminnie. godimhorrible. evaforgiveme.

EDIT: According to netinfo.bg. Japanese scientists have discovered the elusive formula for calculating the length of the male's penis. XD It supposedly A=35(B+3C)/D where A is, of course, said length, B - the shoe size, C - length of the nose and D - the weight of the individual.
Well girls, whip out those old issues of Wink Up and calculate away XD

Title: Turandot

Pairing: Jaechun
Rating: G

For  Rae [ fairytokyo ]Based loosely on the opera „Turandot” by Puccini.

Prince Yoochun of Korea travels to China with his friend Jaejoong to try and win the hand of the beautiful but cruel-hearted princess Turandot.

 

 

( Act І/ІІ/ІІІ )

Title: From winter to winter
Pairing: none
Genre: melancholy? I really don’t know :/
Rating: G
Summary: Yoochun loves winter. Jaejoong loves springs. Junsu adores summer. Changmin likes autumn. And on New Year’s Eve Yunho reflects on it all.

AN: This is short, pointless and old, but I like it. I did it to prove myself I could wrote other things besides angst and I'm rather pleased with the result. I fancy it came out fresh and cheery, in a strange way.

 

 

( winter/spring/summer/autumn/winter again )

I really like it how after 4 days of doing math problems and 10 hours of sleep I feel like my head is flying somewhere around the ceiling, divided from the rest of my body...

oh man. i should go sleep.

Oh looky here. Windows is being a $4`@25sjla44#$9 again x( And here I am, salvaging data on a GODDAMN FLOPPY because for some reason I don't have anything to burn a disk with. Ah, life's little joys. I suppose this will be funny next week but right now I just feel like kicking this stupid machine and imprisoning myself in my room with the history textbook and only coming out to go to school.